A visit to her local neighborhood tavern didn't go so well for little miss Crackyboo, judging by her Snapchat story. With such fine brewery establishments and friendly locals in Shitbag, Ohio, is it any wonder that Bish keeps on getting herself into these situations? Ah, if only she were still under the age of 25 -- then maybe she could recover down in the luxurious wine cellars of the Church of Seventology, where wounds both physical and emotional are healed by the world's leading expert on the female mind, body, and soul.
Credit Frogtech for the pics. There's also a Moe's Tavern joke to be made somewhere here, but y'know -- plagiarism and all.