The patron saint of Seventology is back, dealing yet another dose of harsh truths to lost and confused souls on Twitter who have been led astray by "Satan". This time, his beef is with...well, to be honest, I haven't a clue. I think it has something or another to do with good ol' Sid Roth, but that still remains to be seen. Regardless, someone pissed in Scotty's lukewarm raisin bran this morning and he's on a tear unleashing all sorts of brilliance across the Twitter machine. Come for Scott owning foolish plebeians, stay for the inevitable creepy cam model tweets that are sure to follow!
This is a long one, so it's going behind the cut. Thanks to Louki for the heads up.