Thursday, March 31, 2016

Wizzy and the Wench

From Wiscon's soft ginger lips to your ears, the interview of a century - the life and times of Chicky12!

Embed doesn't seem to be working correctly, so here's the direct link to the video if you can't view it. Credit Anon for the video.


Wednesday, March 30, 2016

A "Fox" in the "Hen House"

For all those Scotty2Naughty fanatics wondering why Saint Seven doesn't cast on Battlecam anymore, here are the definitive answers you've been looking for. Damn, Alki just got told! And our messiah of damaged young cam vixens even roped poor Oprah into his amazing social casting sermon. Ouch!

Credit Lurkers for the pics.




Tuesday, March 29, 2016

More Foxman = More Money for Me!

Chalk up another fat paycheck for the Woodshed from advertisers due to another viral Foxman post. Although it's likely this gif will also cost me future revenue since I doubt many will return to the blog after getting an eyeful of Shawn's lil' rotted chiclet teef and toxic gullet.

Credit Lurkers for gif. Click here to escape the jaws of the Foxman but still view the Shoutboxes.


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Sunday, March 27, 2016

Happy Easter

From Carlos Danger's bun-bun tuckus to yours, have a good one. Video and gifs courtesy TopCat.





Friday, March 25, 2016

Suekkake

In exchange for a cool fifteen bucks from Toxic, and the forgiving of a $95 debt, Cavacho sour cream bukkaked the face of his caregiver/elderly lover Sue.



Sue was not happy, and threatened to call Cavacho's mom.

Gif credit to therealcomic.

Wednesday, March 23, 2016

Hardwood is the Worst Person on Earth

That's the title you get when you keep a frozen cat in a ziplock bag in your freezer and then show it off for viewers. Credit Channel Zer0 for the videos.

From the video description - "Hardw00d's Cat Died 0f Natural Causes and was fr0zen 2 be buried at a later date N0 Animal Was Harmed in thiz Vide0"




Tuesday, March 22, 2016

Tuesday Afternoon Sermon

The patron saint of Seventology is back, dealing yet another dose of harsh truths to lost and confused souls on Twitter who have been led astray by "Satan". This time, his beef is with...well, to be honest, I haven't a clue. I think it has something or another to do with good ol' Sid Roth, but that still remains to be seen. Regardless, someone pissed in Scotty's lukewarm raisin bran this morning and he's on a tear unleashing all sorts of brilliance across the Twitter machine. Come for Scott owning foolish plebeians, stay for the inevitable creepy cam model tweets that are sure to follow!

This is a long one, so it's going behind the cut. Thanks to Louki for the heads up.


Monday, March 21, 2016

Roasted Peanuts

Imagine having a neat little feature called "private messaging" and not using it to hold a private conversation because you want to show everyone who has the biggest dick in the room.

Credit Anon for the screencaps.




Wednesday, March 16, 2016

Foxman goes after Mark and Scruffy







And here is what Raznet thinks about Mark and Scruffy's cookie cast. Thanks to torboy for the pic.




Bourbon and The Shoutbox

Tuesday, March 15, 2016

Semi-Daily Update 3/15/16

Croft's Channel Closed on Battlecam


Stop me if you've heard this one before. Speaking of Croft...


Credit Anon for the screencap.


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Help From Daryl


Thanks there, chief!


Credit Prefect for the screencap.


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More Positive User Feedback for The Big VL


It's a video from last month, but just in case it hasn't been posted elsewhere before, here's one woman's experience with Mark and mommy's little utopia.



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Mark on BlogTV's Return, and Trolling Females on VL


Someone seems a little rattled about the upcoming relaunch.


And you can draw your own conclusions when it comes to how strictly this rule will be enforced to the ratio of how bad Mark wants to fuck the woman in question.


Credit Anon for the screencaps.


Sunday, March 13, 2016

Semi-Daily Update 3/13/16

BlogTV update


Credit Frogtech for the screencap.



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Sarah Six Two Visits Drinknet


Getting the feeling that the Six Inch Clit isn't a fan of James or Tony. Credit Channel Zer0 for the videos.



Sarah also visited Hardwood.



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Around the Blog-o-sphere


- Anna's Live Thursday!
- A love song from Scuttle's.
- DaDead returns to Battlecam.
- Sexy Chris wants to go home.
- Tits always win for Stormy.
- The Blog of a Frenchman returns!

Saturday, March 12, 2016

Semi-Daily Update 3/12/16

Jenna and Mike, One More Time


Jenna is after Mike's stash of dollar bills again? What a shocking development. Credit Anon for the pic.



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JTV's Kyle Strikes Gold


Former Justin.tv staff member Kyle recently sold a second start-up company for another billion dollars. Surely this went over like a fart in the Church of Scruffy for Mark Vaughn.


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Cookie Lipschitz vs. East Coast Vegas


The begging and bitching is strong here.



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SummerShine on Chaturbate


DMCA'd!


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Chicky Switches Teams


All of Stormdavis' dreams are coming true. Credit Anon for the pic.



Thursday, March 10, 2016

It Came From Egypt

As noted yesterday, notorious Battlecammer Miss Egypt Beauty recently made her return to the cam sites over on Webcam.com, and she's certainly picking up right where she left off on BC. Known for her smooth moves and alluring curves, Miss Egypt is a one of a kind talent that has been greatly missed. Now back to make us fall in love with her all over again, a performance for the ages, carefully curated by Topcat, awaits you down below. You've never laid eyes on such a feast before, trust me.

You better believe this is going behind the cut.

Wednesday, March 9, 2016

Jenna needs money

Jenna calls Mike looking for $100 in spending money for Colorado. Thanks to Anon for the video.


Semi-Daily Update 3/9/16

Miss Egypt Beauty Returns


Hey, she's back and performing all of her greatest hits on some site called webcam.com.



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Daryl Explained


Daryl is just a gentle soul who didn't do nothing wrong and was minding his own business, according to Herr Vaughn. Credit Frogtech and Lurkers for the screencaps.




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Neal's Kink


Now he's chasing tranny's?!? What the hell did Chicky do to the poor guy?




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Tranny Gone Wild


Courtesy Tony Baby Oil.


Tuesday, March 8, 2016

Semi-Daily Update 3/8/16

Sorry, I've been down with the flu, hence no recent daily updates. So of course now that I'm feeling better, there doesn't seem to be much of note going on around the sites. Yay. Anyway, let's get back to it!


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Monkey Mike Makes Millions


Look at all that green in Mama Coinbox's panty drawer! Dolla, dolla bill, y'all.



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Vaughnlive Reviews on SiteJabber.com


Check out all the happy customers.



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ElectroJed All Over YouTube


Channel Zer0 has an array of newly uploaded videos showcasing ElectroJed giving his spin on everything from The Scrag to The Kardashians.


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Around the Blog-o-sphere


- UK Muppets has some Scruffy shenanigans going on.
- Scuttle also reports on various Scruffy drama.
- The Storm Report!

Sunday, March 6, 2016

Foxman on Battlecam

Foxman made a rare appearance on battlecam whipping out his dong and telling the n-words to suck on it. Thanks to ChannelZer0 for the video.


Thursday, March 3, 2016

Daily Update 3/3/16

Credit to Slaya and the Anons for all the screencaps.



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Vaughn Melodrama


Tennessee homeschooling explained.





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Pimp Out Gracie


Come take him/her for a test drive, fellas!







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Ryderbak Banned...Again


Won't you kindly visit behind the cut to view the reasons why?

Wednesday, March 2, 2016

Daily Update 3/2/2016

Ayyone Returns to Battlecam


Check your pools, because he's made his triumphant return to BC.



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Rachel Still Has a Penis


No matter how many times it shows off it's boobs. Which have been many times now, including today.



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Pillow Talk with K-lo and BTF


Truly as gay as it gets.



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Around the Blog-o-sphere


- Scuttle talks about Randall joining iVlog.
- Anna is teaching Spanish.
- Troll2 offers expert analysis of Ayyone's return to Battlecam.

The Blumpkin Twins

Double the eyesores, double the brain bleach. It's a twin bill of blowjob calamity, courtesy Manda Moo and Miss Ryan Jones. One, a gif from Chaturbate. The other from a private collection that has been made far too public over the years. Chin up, true believers. If you can survive behind this cut, you're as good as gold when it comes to putting up with any former or future crimes against nature on the Woodshed.

Click the "Read More" link below to view the images. Credit/blame TopCat for the links.


Tuesday, March 1, 2016

Daily Update 3/1/16

Ryfi Makes The List


The fact that Chicky knows exactly the amount of distance between herself and poor Ryfi is chilling beyond words. But at least she gave her next intended victim fair warning this time.



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Blog TV update



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Around the Blog-o-sphere


- UK Muppets has more on BlogTV.
- Troll2 channels his inner Haskel.
- The Stormy Awards.