VICE pimped the story on social media, highlighting their ability to get the answers Congress couldn't:
And Friday night, after a long week of messing with Congressmen and TMZ, Martin got to relax, appearing on cam with a young woman on his knee.
Who is this comely women, skimming chemistry books on Martin's lap?
Turning to Twitter, we see he was out to dinner with a Helen Donahue from his native Brooklyn, NY. She demands his attention with a candid picture, and his response is something about eating pie:
And by the looks of things, she's been trying to get this dinner, and maybe more, for more than a month now:
Helen Donahue...the social editor of VICE...
We wondered why Martin was willing to talk to VICE when he wouldn't speak to Congress. I wonder if The Wall Street Journal's editors go on dates with interview subjects days after a positive interview.
"You don't know that it is her."
Yeah...funny thing about tattoos...