Tuesday, February 9, 2016

One World, One Ocean, One Chaturbate

Yesterday, I made a memorable journey over to Sea World. The nice lady at one of the many exhibits informed me that it's beluga whale mating season, so the guests that day may in fact witness something so magical that they will be overcome with emotion. Somehow, I'm guessing that it's very much like Miss Ryan Jones doing her thing over on Chaturbate. Only, those witnessing it may tend to be saddled with a much different type of emotion.

She's not Miss Ryan Jones to me anymore; I call this sea creature "potato".

Credit/blame Topcat for the videos behind the cut. Click the "Read More" link below to view them.











8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mister Starbuck! Wilt thou not chase the white whale! art not game for Moby Dick? Raise Queequeg, Tashtego and Daggoo, the look to ye boats for thar be a great white whale to fetch to fair Pequod!

Anonymous said...

Guys paid for that when she was escorting? Gross!

Anonymous said...

thar she blows it is dicky moe rising from the bed

Anonymous said...

I like the part where Topcat posts his name.

Anonymous said...

y'all never get laid. I'd fuck that

Anonymous said...

maybe mark vaughn should use some of his vip money to pay this whore for her services. that way he wont die a virgin at age 35 due to his obesity

31 and still a virgin lolz

Anonymous said...

4:17AM Ryan Jones pretending to be some guy into her. Sad pathetic fat whore.

Anonymous said...

Serve that girl a creampie and hope her dog is watching !