Sunday, February 28, 2016

A Manda Two For One Special

First, the greatest video ever recorded. This is Manda, and this is her story about how she got banned for a month on Battlecam.

Next we have the second greatest video ever recorded, Manda exposes Bambichakra. That's what the video title says, anyway. I barely know who Bambi even is, so who am I to judge?

Jeb Out

Well, this is a bit historic. Other than leaving flowers on the doorstep of Heatherlynn, has anyone on the cam sites come as close to JTV News as the one and only Crackyboo from Columbus? That's right, Bish met Jeb, and here's the alleged proof straight from her Snapchat.

To elaborate a bit further, Bish was all panicky that Jeb was coming to meet her, since he specifically told her to keep the cam off and no pictures. Bish must have snuck in this pic of him and snapped it out to a few people in case something unfortunate happened. I have no clue why they even met up, but given it's Bish, one would think along the lines of drugs, booze, KFC mixed with fellatio, or dog treats for Elly.

UPDATE - Sarrian chimes in, finally releasing some more rarely seen pics of ol' Jeb.

Daily Update 2/28/16

BambiChakra Responds to Her Nudes Being Leaked

I suppose she's taking it all in stride. There's the attitude!


"VIP Basic" Comes to Vaughnlive

Oh that Mark. What a guy.


Around the Blog-o-sphere

- Anna has been a a teacher for over 25 years!
- UK Muppets has an article about some Sexy Chris drama.
- Storm is drunk.

Saturday, February 27, 2016

Quick Hits and Shit 2/27/16

Hogslammer's Night Out

Hogslammer had a fun night out at The Blue Oyster. Credit Anon for the video.


Scott is Mysteriously Banned from Another Channel on MyFreeCams

This time, it's the more cartoonish version of Kmae who did the honors.


Around the Blog-o-sphere

- Troll2 has a message for Anna Williams.
- Anna is doing...whatever it is that Anna does.
- Storm Davis has started his own Storm Report blog.

Thursday, February 25, 2016

Quick Hits and Shit 2/25/16

Manda and Toxic

Manduh Moo recently hit up Toxic for some $$$, as shown on his cast last night. Credit Prefect for the screencap.


Partial video of ECV talking about OG Mike/Jenna

Forward to around the 4 minute mark of the video for the beginning. Courtesy Channel Zer0.


Speaking of Mike

He can get any girl he wants, but what he wants is whatever exactly Jenna is. Also courtesy Channel Zer0.


Foxman and Joe Walsh's lovers quarrel

The Foxman has officially declared his channel a Joe Walsh free zone.

Wednesday, February 24, 2016

Quick Hits and Shit 2/24/16

Who is the Real Jenna?

Poll courtesy ECV.


The Ultimate Carla Vine Compilation

Featuring viral video superstar Claudette.

Ok you Carla freaks! Here's the ULTIMATE CARLA VINE COMPILATION!!! Get yourself a 24 oz Moutain Dew, gather the kids, and have a watch! Special appearances by Chelcie Lynn and VC Laughs
Posted by White Trash Network and Friends on Saturday, February 13, 2016


New From The Miscbury Collection

It's Daniel Duh Misc and his cheeky, smiley basketball buddy.


Sexy Chris Flagging Videos

UK Muppets has a story on Sexy Chris While flagging any YouTube videos featuring himself.


Chris Bama Sets His Fupa on Fire

Click the "Read More" link below to view the fireballs. Credit: Slaya and the Battlecam Facebook Group for posting the gif.

Tuesday, February 23, 2016

News From Catfish Alley (*UPDATED*)

From East Coast Vegas' channel tonight, Jenna wants to clear the air about who she is and what her true intentions are. See? Everything is completely, 100% on the up-and-up. I knew there was nothing to worry about. It all makes perfect sense. Everything is fine, people!

Of course, that whole line about "I never asked for those gifts that Mike sent me" doesn't really jive with this screencap from a few months ago:

Quick Hits and Shit 2/23/16

I want to start trying something a little different than the norm. Call it a daily update, with quick blurbs from around the cam sites and related blog realms. No in depth analysis or anything, just a few words attached to links, videos, and screencaps. If you have anything you want to see on these posts, hit me up on Twitter, Facebook, email, or in the comments section and let me know.


Jenna Gone Catfishing

ECV has written a piece on everyone's favorite monkey chasing alleged catfish.


Anna Gone Crazier

Someone is in quite the mood regarding her multilingual grammatical skills being called into question.


Scott Cracks Another Secret

This time, it's the key to defeating Holly Holm inside the Octagon from noted footsie expert Dr. Scott.


Goosie Makes Bank

There's a lot of questions about the authenticity of the donations, but Goosezilla allegedly topped 11,000 in Twitch bangbucks the other night.

Monday, February 22, 2016

Crimes Against Furniture

Cavacho, the cannibalistic canine muncher himself, performs his latest cry for attention by taking out his quasi sexual frustrations on his wife/mother/caretaker Sue's favorite rocking chair. It's lame, I know, but it's what passes for entertainment on Battlecam these days. Bonus points awarded for those two handsome, charismatic devils, Chris Bama and Wingass, making an appearance during the video.

Is it any wonder that Alki is looking for new talent on Battlecam?

Credit Channel Zer0 for the videos.

Frank Off

Good grief. This is what living in Mastic Beach can do to a person, friends. At least he got rid of the offending material though, right?


Sunday, February 21, 2016

"I need me to make you cry"

The ongoing saga of Jenna and Mike continued with Mike doxing Jenna's father's company:

Mike later provided the following to repudiate the attack on his feet:

He then took a break to promote the EastCoastVegas show for some reason:

And finished his night drafting a letter to his beloved, later read by Jenna, starting with the line "I need me to make you cry".

Saturday, February 20, 2016

She Can Write in Six Languages

Checking in with the patron saint of banter and bikinis known only as "Safi Anna"...

Always good to see that things are going well in Anna-land. Credit Lurkers for the screencaps of joy.

Friday, February 19, 2016

Dont call me a whore!

Why cant a man/woman get any respect?? She/he wants to be treated like a lady/gentleman, yet puts on a display like this. Wee bit of advice Gracie, your undies are too big, go a size smaller. You dont have balls to accommodate anymore! Enjoy Bourbon ;)


Thursday, February 18, 2016

OGMike and Jenna Show Season Finale

More OGMike and Jenna drama on last nights show. Here are a few clips thanks to Anons.

OGMike talks to himself about Jenna.

OGMike saves his used condoms.

Wednesday, February 17, 2016

The Last Temptation of Bourbon Drinker

A compliment from Gracie directed towards one certified Chino super ninja led to Bourbon having all sorts of sinful thoughts, perhaps even reminiscing about bizarre encounters gone past. Amazingly, the usually unflappable Bourbon found himself forced to cam down after becoming flush with embarrassment/desire. Really though, I'm only posting this to get Natasha's pasty slimy ass out of the featured post spot, so it's worth appreciating Gracie's alleged Jedi mind tricks for that alone. But is it really a trick if it's something you secretly want? View the always gruesome details below and decide for yourself.


Sunday, February 14, 2016

Happy Valentines Day from Natasha

<3 Happy Valentines Day from Natasha <3

Chicky's Valentines Day

This Valentines Day, why not spend the day with someone you love? Or in the absence of a beau or belle, do something you love. In the case of one Chicky12, there's nobody she loves more than Kings of Content patriarch, Straws, and nothing she loves more than leaving her dignity at the bedroom door in her never ending quest for his undying love. Seems like getting on all fours, putting a fork in her mouth and pot on her head, and begging for forgiveness in order to get added back to Skype fits that criteria to a T. And aren't we all blessed to be able to watch such a magnificent performance on this holiday? It's something I love to do.

GIF courtesy Slaya.

Hawt or Nawt?

A throw back to the year 2000 or whenever the heck it was.. Rate this man.. HAWT OR NOT?? he's

Read more for the before and after!

Friday, February 12, 2016

Priceless and Slaya vs Goutboy

Priceless and Slaya were on a Skype call last night talking about how Goutboy aka Mark has destroyed VL.


Tuesday, February 9, 2016

Remembering Johny Utah

Alas, he fell to the might of the 400 pound lothario of the Smoky Mountains, hellbent on serving one delicious bonbon of social casting machismo after another to the waiting mouth of his fair e-maiden, Amanda_T. Please feel free to share your most cherished memories of Mr. Utah below in the comment section. It's what he would have wanted.

Credit one of the Shoutbox Anons for the screencap.

One World, One Ocean, One Chaturbate

Yesterday, I made a memorable journey over to Sea World. The nice lady at one of the many exhibits informed me that it's beluga whale mating season, so the guests that day may in fact witness something so magical that they will be overcome with emotion. Somehow, I'm guessing that it's very much like Miss Ryan Jones doing her thing over on Chaturbate. Only, those witnessing it may tend to be saddled with a much different type of emotion.

She's not Miss Ryan Jones to me anymore; I call this sea creature "potato".

Credit/blame Topcat for the videos behind the cut. Click the "Read More" link below to view them.

Monday, February 8, 2016

Ayyone banned from the big VL *updated

Ayyone got his marching orders today from the ever so professional, Vaughnlive family. From what I understand, a feud between Ayyone and the Scrag has been building for a few days. The result, Ayyone talking shit, and Mark banning for it. Im going to find more info on this and will update later. Oh and make sure you check out Marks customary "We Banned Em" victory cast later. Im sure it will be full of treasures.
the aftermath credit anon for the first vid and DFW for the second.

Saturday, February 6, 2016

VICE Pumps Martin Shkreli for Answers, Martin Pumps VICE

Martin Shkreli, the pharma bro, the most hated man in America, spends his days trolling congress and his nights casting with Billy the Fridge on The media had been all over him for raising the price of a drug called Daraprim, but then Allie Conti of VICE stepped in. She drank wine, played chess, and interviewed Martin, and by all accounts it was a vindication for the former hedgie:

VICE pimped the story on social media, highlighting their ability to get the answers Congress couldn't:

And Friday night, after a long week of messing with Congressmen and TMZ, Martin got to relax, appearing on cam with a young woman on his knee.

Who is this comely women, skimming chemistry books on Martin's lap?

Turning to Twitter, we see he was out to dinner with a Helen Donahue from his native Brooklyn, NY. She demands his attention with a candid picture, and his response is something about eating pie:

And by the looks of things, she's been trying to get this dinner, and maybe more, for more than a month now:

Helen Donahue...the social editor of VICE...

We wondered why Martin was willing to talk to VICE when he wouldn't speak to Congress. I wonder if The Wall Street Journal's editors go on dates with interview subjects days after a positive interview.


"You don't know that it is her."

Yeah...funny thing about tattoos...

Friday, February 5, 2016

Cronic Meets The BBC

After experiencing The Bama, is it any wonder that Cronic is now using her God given talents to please ya boy Tyrell from that corner live on Battlecam? Sexual frustration, lashing out in the only way she knows how, etc, etc. etc. Enjoy the video. Or not. Yeah, probably not.

Thursday, February 4, 2016

Well, Okay Then

I really wish this was a fake Tweet. Something made on one of those, er, fake tweet maker websites. At least that would go a long way towards explaining Dr. Scott's latest batch of brilliance. But no, it's real. Oh so very real.

Credit Frogtech for the screencap.

Tuesday, February 2, 2016

Warrr Gone Wild

**UPDATE** - Warbuck explains to Whirlwind what REALLY happened the other night between his charismatic self, Mama Bucks, and the po-po. See, EVERYTHING IS FINE!

Credit an Anon in the comment section of this post for the video.




A favorite target of many a Shoutbox troll back in the early days of the original Woodshed, Warbuck has absolutely not gotten any smarter or sobered up in the least over the 6+ years since then. Six years? Where has my life gone? Probably the same asylum that Warren got hauled away to by the cops after the cam stopped recording if I keep it up. I say "hauled away" because of that whole "beating the blue hair off Mama Bucks" thing seen in this Liveleak video below.

Channel is gone too.

Credit Lurkers and Zane Unknown for the screencaps/link.

Round 2

Since an Anon wanted more backstory concerning the romantic getaway between Cronic and Chris Bama, and I aim to please, here's a little more detail:

Cronic pissed in a bucket and dumped it on Chris. It was foul. Very, very foul.

You're welcome. Credit Topcat for the video.