Friday, January 29, 2016

Breaking News!: Gout Strikes Back

The costs of running a social casting and illegal steam empire has evidently taken it's toll on our lord and savior, Herr Vaughn of Bumfuck, Tennessee. Either that, or as a Shoutbox Anon theorized, it's complications from finally, at long last, being surgically removed from Frau Eva Vaughn's umbilical cord. Nevertheless, here's sending get well wishes to the master of the mongoloid race, and I have complete faith that Scruffy has what it takes to hold down the fort until Mark is back on his feet. Just look at the wonderful job she's done so far!!


19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Gout is most commonly from eating greasy fatty foods and no exercise. Miss Scruffy feeds him this so when he dies she can take over the vaughnlive.tv empire. She will be the reigning Queen of the internet.

Mark is a 40 yr old virgin who doesn't even date. It's not as if she'll be losing a son. She'll be losing a freeloader and an extra mouth to feed.

Go gout go! Go you chickenfat go! Eat like a hog. Become the next fatass failure living off a relative like btf. How Miss Scruffys family and friends must talk behind her back at that loser still living at home at his age. "Oh how sad. Too bad she didn't have a real man for a son". You can almost hear the pity in their voices.

Anonymous said...

Gout? Whats next in 18th century diseases that the majority of the human race has moved past? Scurvy? Polio? FFS Mark...FFS

Anonymous said...

Mark got depressed because his mom caught him fucking the Thanksgiving day turkey, again. They still enjoyed their meal on that thankful day, the stuffing was extra creamy thanks to Marks secret ingredient.

Anonymous said...

Mark has gout in his brain from eating scruffy's pussy

Anonymous said...

Gout is known as the rich man's disease. Like other people have said it comes from eating rich food. That's why he is so disgustingly overweight. He cannot control his food intake. I am surprised we have not seen him on TLC's "My 600 Pound Life." His mother uses one of those machines that they put down geese's gullet to fatten them up for their livers to make Foie gras.

Anonymous said...

scruffy needs change his diaper and get the doo doo out

Anonymous said...

He's a gaint fat cow didn't you see him with yves in vegas shit he couldn't even walk like a normal person, he must tip the scales at a mere 500 pounds by now all he does from morning noon n night is sit on his yoga ball..HAHA, play minecraft games and watch gamergirls cow jugs flap on cam and act like a tough wannabe around his kiss ass club, bubba, hardwood, daryl, gamergirl bitch and jedie boy. Miss scrubby is going in for surgery feb 10th, I wonder if its only to remove mark from her body. I'd be shamed living with mommy at 31 and playing fucking minecraft games, his brain is that of a 12 yr. old. You wouldn't catch Cr3am acting like mark running a site wraped around his mommy would you? Atleast cr3am is professional unlike mark. So ok mark just continue doing what your doing grow more gout throughout your fat ass since you cant grow a set of BALLS and get your daily exercise by watching gamergirls cow tits bounce up n down, you fucking useless moron...oh btw mark..DEATH TO VAUGHNLIVE............have a nice day.

Anonymous said...

Dumb fuck if you have gout you have it for life

Anonymous said...

this autistic retard needs to be institutionalised. the guy is off his rocker

Anonymous said...

I would be a little embarrassed to admit that. Their professionalism was lost a long time ago. Mark and his mommy constantly seek sympathy with their facebook posts whether it's calling out emails or their health problems.

Anonymous said...

Mostly every website or company is professional. You don't see owners attacking, hating or dossing their customers on facebook, twitter or on their site. They want business. Mark and Scruffy are just plain evil scum playing GOD.

Anonymous said...

Nark and Scuntty are simply out of their depth and are floundering about like .... flounder on dry land. They fell into their circumstances through sheer dumb luck: The closing of BlogTV and JTV left the Vaughns in a position that they did not achieve through any work or effort. Like most people who back their way into good fortune, they quickly developed a sense of entitlement and a belief that they were somehow destined for greatness. This is of course very laughable to anyone with any sense of perspective.

They should probably be pitied, but their noxious behavior justifies the ridicule and scorn that is routinely heaped upon them. I suspect their 15 minutes of fame is just about up.

Anonymous said...

mark is an autistic moron! time and time again he hands people the ammo to shoot him. you'd have thought by now that he'd have realized to keep all his private bullshit private after years of bering blogged about. i can only think that he enjoys being mocked, ridiculed and laughed at, as it's the only way he can get anyone to pay him any attention. the guy has lived in isolation in a bubble his entire life. also the relationship between him and scruffy is like some sick twisted plot from a movie

Anonymous said...

Mark claims that I stalk him. Assuming that I even do, he should feel lucky that ANYONE stalks his gout-laden fat yeti ass. Here's a guy that himself stalks young women on Twitch that wish to have nothing to do with him. There is nothing more annoying than a woman having to deal with a goofy looking and socially retarded buffoon that can't seem to take a hint if it hit him square in the face. Good luck with the gout, goofball.

Anonymous said...

If vaughnlive shuts down, which in due time it will, mark will be 8 balled if he show's his face or his name on any other social streaming site, suddenly all his ass kissers will troll his sorry ass off forever, I bet atleast 98% of his ass kissers will turn on him like the wind, Of course they all have to be respectful and kiss his ass only because they HAVE to not because they want to. Mark is seeing red now being that Yves his main cash cow is getting wise to him, thats why marks pushing this VIP shit, he's not getting the funds from yves so now he's terribly desperate, I knew yves was backing off from mark and vaughnlive, he's never seen much anymore and besides mark has left more enemies in his wake, he just naturally turns people against him..lol.

Anonymous said...

lol like this fat autistic retard has ever been to a gym in his life. it's not a gym you need mark you dumb fuck! it's a diet you fat sack of shit. i guess playing mr big shot from your moms basement all day on the internet and living off burgers takes its toll on ur health

Anonymous said...

https://blab.im/martin-shkreli-martin-1-30-16

when vaughlive closes you can all go to blab. btf is there trying to get into martins pants. alki ditched the no talent fatass so now he is crawling up martins ass to try and scam money out of him.

Anonymous said...

Alki finances vaughnlive for Mark. The broadcasting world is dying, Alki and Mark are behind all of this. Alki pays Mark, then pretends on facebook they're enemies.

Anonymous said...

The guy has his own websites. The idiots who want to call him autistic and other mental illnesses are jelly because they barely have a computer to read this blog with and when their internet is shut off for lack of payment, they can't even watch marks sites to talk their shit.