Sunday, January 31, 2016

Gone Goosie Gone

As per Super Seventology Sunday, our old buddy Goosezilla has seen her Twitch channel disappear into the ether like a Misc donation token when it comes to redemption time.

What caused this stunning turn of events to occur? An accidental nip slip? One too many crimes against proper use of duckface protocol? Perhaps a jilted Paquet finally used his massive influence around the cam sites to put the kabosh on Goosie's burgeoning gaming career? It all remains a mystery at the moment -- but fear not! Inspectors Nightrider007 and Tricepbrah are on the case, and if those two can't crack this story, then none of us pinheads can.




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**UPDATE** - Told you the dynamic duo would crack this case:


When Chris Met Cronic

Pardon my laziness, but I couldn't be arsed to record and upload the video. Truth is, I've already had enough night terrors for one lifetime trying to imagine the unthinkable crimes against nature these two performed on each other once the cam shut off. It was bad enough while the cam was on, as shown below. Here's the archive, go nuts watching it, and God save your mortal soul.

Link to archives here and here. Credit Anon for the screencap.


Friday, January 29, 2016

Breaking News!: Gout Strikes Back

The costs of running a social casting and illegal steam empire has evidently taken it's toll on our lord and savior, Herr Vaughn of Bumfuck, Tennessee. Either that, or as a Shoutbox Anon theorized, it's complications from finally, at long last, being surgically removed from Frau Eva Vaughn's umbilical cord. Nevertheless, here's sending get well wishes to the master of the mongoloid race, and I have complete faith that Scruffy has what it takes to hold down the fort until Mark is back on his feet. Just look at the wonderful job she's done so far!!


Manduh strikes back

This video speaks for itself, Im not going to make any comments because they'd be bias. Funny how it takes two women to bring the battle back to battlecam.com. Enjoy!
Gary, never one to miss an opportunity decided to wage in on the abortion issue.
Original Video - More videos at TinyPic

Tuesday, January 26, 2016

Foxman vs. African American Gentlemen and Fabulous Homosexuals

The snaggletoothed kingpin of Toronto, Foxman Shawn, has recently taken his talents over to Blab and is entertaining new friends with his tall tales of terror! I'm sure this latest story totally happened in exactly the way he describes it. Can The Fox use his his unmatched intelligence and chiseled form to fend off a group of horny gays and angry you know whats? Check out the video below.

Credit to the Anon who first posted the video in The Shoutbox and Lurkers for the gif.



BlogTV Returns?

Well what do we have here. Personally, I look forward to Foxman and Sexy Chris christening the new site with their traditional performances of dick slinging drunken shenanigans. Maybe "looking forward to it" is the wrong choice of words, but I have nothing else to say about this news and I'm just filling space on this post at this point. Just go with that narrative. Why are you still reading this?


Monday, January 25, 2016

The Crusade

Anna is perfectly sane, friends. Nothing at all to see here. Just the world's tiniest violin playing a very sad song.

Of course, by "doing something to me first" she really means that those she's talked shit about attacked her by either A) being white and having boobs, or B) getting hit on by Stiffs, and we all know she can't handle either one of those situations.

Credit Lurkers for the screencap and chop. Sorry LA, lol.



Sex , " Lies " , and , Twitter .

Andie, I don't think you properly understand the consequences of what you've done. I can assure you, your shit is about to be pushed in something fierce, in a way that's beyond your wildest imaginations.




Messi Moves

Who says theres no talent on battlecam? Messi broke out his dance skills in this touching interpretive number. Much love for #MessiMusic

Credit Lurkers for the gif.

Sunday, January 24, 2016

No Title

Don't mind me. I'm only posting these videos so Frank Taylor's cheeky buddy isn't sitting front and center next to the Shoutboxes any longer. Videos courtesy Channel Zer0.





Saturday, January 23, 2016

Snow Angel Skullet

Frank. Don't you think it's about time to stop spreading your sinful homosexuality around social media and repent? Renounce your devilish ways before it's too late, Space Skullet Overlord! You must realize that there are no $10 plates of wings and pints of Guinness where you're going, my child.

Thanks to Ham Eater for the weather update on Frank during this, his great time of need and yearning.


Thursday, January 21, 2016

Plight of the Dark Skinned Black Woman From Brazil

And now, some letters from Anna Williams to Bambi Chakra that ended up in the latter's inbox after the former started sniffing out yet another Stiff situation developing in front of her jealous eyes. Because that Stiffs is just so darn desirable that every curvy white woman across every cam site is ready to drop their e-panties at the very sight of his crusty naked keister, and that is just not acceptable in Anna-land.



Chicky Down

Be brave, friends. For beyond this point there be monsters. A monster vagina, at the very least.

Click the "Read More" link below to view the horrifying glimpse into nether regions that should never be seen.

Stockholm Syndrome in Full Season

Keeping it classy in the Rebel household, all year long! Domestic abuse is nothing new on the cam sites, but yeesh. Talk about delusions and denial.

Credit Aren Gee of Battlecam Screen Shots for the heartwarming screencap.


Wednesday, January 20, 2016

Man on Film

Looks like Justin isn't the only social caster to recently acquire that always valuable SAG membership card. Award winning Director Superpointer debuts his latest masterpiece, starring his most acclaimed pupil; a skin flick to give even the wildest XXX film a run for it's artsy fartsy money in next year's prestigious Golden Bola awards. Now featuring...


Tuesday, January 19, 2016

California Horror Story

Straight out of the Alki David mankini collection, it's Real Justin, everyone! Enjoy it while you can, ladies. He's taken, possibly in the process of being bartered off to the highest paying Saudi oil tycoon for unspeakable pleasures at this very moment.

Credit/blame Risa for the pic.


Sunday, January 17, 2016

Wanna see my dick?

Ladies beware! The old Fern is up to his no good tricks. After six months of platonic friendship, he decides to drop this bomb on Bambi. There is slow game, and then there is fern game.. waits six months to be shot down, named and shamed. I wonder if our friendly resident Korean would give him some pick up tips.

The Neverending Story

Since we're at the point where I've exhausted all possible commentary when it comes to the sad state of Jenna playing OG Orangutan like a fiddle, how about I post some relevant song lyrics instead?

This is the song that never ends
It just goes on and on my friends
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because...

Credit DFW for the first video, Anon for the second.


Friday, January 15, 2016

The Chris Bama Happy Hour

Credit Channel Zer0 for the videos, and for saving the blog from the "ain't shit going on" doldrums. Until someone produces a recording of OG Mike trying to call Jenna and having big black Shondolvett Tariq answer the phone instead, this is what we get -- a slightly inebriated Chris Bama vs. Warrior, Real Justin, and company on the ruins of Battlecam Main.


Sunday, January 10, 2016

Catfish exposed?

Someone posted a picture in Mikes channel saying it was Jenna. After it was posted Mike decided enough was enough and started calling Mark the n-word and Scruffy a whore to try and get banned. When that didn't work he decided to play some BBC porn and that did the trick!



 Is this Jenna?










UPDATE: Thanks to Anon here is a video of Mikes final words.



And if you want to see Mike eating his jizz for the last time. http://webcamwoodshed.blogspot.com/2015/09/cumbox-mike.html

Saturday, January 9, 2016

1-900-HERPE-HO

Presented without context, courtesy of Tony Baby Oil and Patrickva's unfertilized eggs.


Thursday, January 7, 2016

Sexy Chris Gets That Fuck Money

The moans. The cinnamon flesh. The enticing spectacle of arousal. After watching "I'm Too" Sexy Chris While's slick hips and smooth gyrations, only one other thought comes to mind -- please pray for that poor couch.

Videos are re-uploaded and behind the cut. Click the "Read More" link below to view them.

The Confined

Guess who's back in the crosshairs of the law? And this time, it doesn't seem like he's going to be around for a while judging by that little "confined" notation across from his name. I do believe that at this point his only hope for getting sprung from Big Bubba's Cell Block D is for Cheesey to help her fellow Shoutbox icon out and forward him some of that cold hard Canadian cash. Rest assured, the Hilton Head Flasher will soon be on the loose again!








Monday, January 4, 2016

Bye Bye Paradice

She needs a hero, Alavacado. Are you ready for round 2 in lovely Section 8, Ohio, to bail your lady love out of her well-deserved stay at the Athens Lunatic Asylum? If not, no worries. I get the feeling Angie will fit right in there at her new home.

Credit Channel Zero for the video.


Sunday, January 3, 2016

Cyberman's Weakness

Nothing at all uncomfortable about this crossover scene between The Big VL and Periscope, no? But fear not, gents and dames -- Miss Scruffy is here to put a stop to such creeptastic shenanigans!

Credit Anon 8247 and Frogtech for the screencaps.


Foxman = $$$

This post has been sponsored by the Canadian Dental Association, extra-alcohol Listerine, and Bubba Southern, DDS of the greater Atlanta area. Thanks Foxman!

Credit Channel Zer0 for the videos, Lurkers for the chop.


Saturday, January 2, 2016

Scott_Seven_seven's *CENSORED* Agar Highlights: Part 7

Cover your ears, children. Scotty2Naughty is back on that gaming time and using some very colorful language to enunciate his feelings towards his fellow Agar bots. This time, it's personal. Mother fuckers have to come, after all. Watch out for those bombs dropped at 2:52 of the video!

Credit Mr. SuperPointer for the clip, Lurkers for the pic.


Friday, January 1, 2016

Kneecoleslaw vs PETA

Kneecoleslaw  from twitch.tv was banned last night. She got drunk as fuck, did karaoke and choked her cats out live on stream. The "fans" immediately began tweeting https://twitter.com/peta , reporting her to twitch and uploading videos. This morning she was banned. Mark and Scruffy are already on the ball to bring this shit show to the big VL.

Reddit thread.

Here is the video of the animal abuse.

Here is her response to the video.

And here was twitch.tv's response.


Follow her twitter at https://twitter.com/coleslawlol if you want updates.


Update:
PETA actually responded to one of the tweets. 

Also https://twitter.com/KEEMSTARx will have a video update about this.