I know a lot of you have been anxiously waiting with bated breath for news on the following, so let's get right to it: The 2015 Frank Taylor holiday season telethon is officially underway, friends! Become a critical part of helping a homely, bespectacled panhandler dine out at a five star restaurant each night from now until the new year before it's too late. Go! Now! Mother! Fuckers! Frank needs you!