What the fuck, Sponheim? You haven't even set foot in the Oval Office yet without being guided by a handsome tour lady named Marge and you're already taking bribes? What's next, will Troll2 win your favor with some Ground Round gift cards? ODP grabs a cabinet position by donating a one-of-a-kind mix tape? Bish shows her bits and ends up getting to use the Presidential bidet? Sorry, Davey Boy. This slap in the face to the ideals that America was built on has cost you my vote. I'll be casting my ballot in favor of the candidate from Mastic Beach instead.