Monday, November 23, 2015

The Reviews Are In

Friends, I'm afraid I have some disappointing news. It seems that Cumbox Enterprises may not be the premier fitness choice for a small, STD ridden retirement community in central Florida that we originally thought it would be. After all, if it can't help a 7'2 goofy looking doughboy named Daniel get rid of those unwanted love handles and shape up that pasty white pancake ass of his, what hope does OG Mike's great purpose in life have for the rest of us mere mortals?



Bonus Gorilla Gout pic, courtesy Jenna. Look how cute, guys!


8 comments:

troll2 said...

damisc is a racist pedo. he deflects his sick activities by attacking others. he types about underage teens engaged in homosexual activities. NO NORMAL MAN even thinks like that let alone types it out in chat. He is one sick perverted fuked up in the head mental patient.

Anonymous said...

Someone euthanize that gorilla, it has the rabies.

Anonymous said...

Nice review by Misc. weird thou I thought he always liked Mike. Mike seems to have a short attention spam and never completes things he starts so basically anything he talks about doing he is full of shit.

Anonymous said...

Real NICE prison Tat on the hand adds so much to Coinbox Mike'sgorilla features. That makes him so irresistible to almost ANY Catfisher

Anonymous said...

mike you catfish cum eater your in la la land hahaha mikes fitness club hahahaha you dumb ape

Anonymous said...

Are his mustache and eyebrows charcoal, or greasepaint?

Anonymous said...

Why is that tubby shit taking selfies?

Anonymous said...

lol did you see miscs comments on yelp were taken off and his account got cancelled?