Friends, I'm afraid I have some disappointing news. It seems that Cumbox Enterprises may not be the premier fitness choice for a small, STD ridden retirement community in central Florida that we originally thought it would be. After all, if it can't help a 7'2 goofy looking doughboy named Daniel get rid of those unwanted love handles and shape up that pasty white pancake ass of his, what hope does OG Mike's great purpose in life have for the rest of us mere mortals?
Bonus Gorilla Gout pic, courtesy Jenna. Look how cute, guys!