We've been had, gang. Chicky never loved Straws -- certainly not like Slaya does. She never really wanted to thrust her lumpy hips on top of his face and smother him with her smelly love. It was all just for a potential award winning snuff production. A show, she tells you! It's been a show all along! Stalking Straws, just like she stalked Neal, Cavacho, AJ, Royal, Salute to the Admiral, and 760 to the ends of the internet -- with undoubtedly countless other poor souls caught in the crosshairs of Chicky's 3 inch meat missile -- it was all for the sake of the art of acting. Truly Chicky deserves an Emmy, a Tony, and a Razzy/Rudy for her top-notch performances as a horny, desperate, dingleberry licking trainwreck of a helmet head. Because she knocked that shit right out of the park. Method acting at it's absolute finest.