Saturday, October 31, 2015

Dick Cheese

Someone got into the triple distilled witches brew a little early tonight. Oh my, what a naughty gal! Cheesey's corn-on-the-cawk is dedicated to that one special love muffin of hers up in the great white north. Talk about a lucky guy! Wow!



Credit Anons for the gifs.

Night of the Living Deadheads

Please enjoy these festive chops and spooktacular treats from the tender loving arms of Lurkers Anonymous, featuring ghouls and gays alike, and have a great day.


Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Ayyone Saw The Sign

Y'know, I used to poke fun at Ayyone for his shameless cheerleading of Battlecam many moons ago ("It's ya boy A1, Battlecam dot com, sign up, make it happen, shout-out to Mothman, Stiffs, Cavacho's taint, Elly the Dog, this is how we dew it -- ALL! DAY!"), but I could at least understand where he was coming from there. Alki's money vault + his penchant for giving out said money to the dregs of society in exchange for self-mutilation on command....yeah, it's easy to see how one could get caught up in shilling a product like that. However, I have to be missing something with Ya Boy's latest sacrifice of dignity in exchange for brownie points with the staff of a social casting site. What in the actual fuck do Mark and Scruffy have to offer The Riverside Playboy, other than a quart of Paradice's month-old breast milk and a necklace made out of Foxman's discarded teef? Okay, that second one might be kind of sweet. Really though, that Vaughntown Kool-Aid must be some powerful stuff. Otherwise, I don't get it.

Credit Channel Zer0 for the vid.


Monday, October 26, 2015

Jesus Wept for Scott

Cybie gets thrown into a sewer! Big Stacks must repent before God strikes him down! Lost Twitter souls have their metaphorical hearts eaten alive! All this and more in Scott2Naughty's latest venture into the loony bin on Battlecam. But can even Dr. Scott overcome the incurable cough of death before it's too late to get his holy message out to the unwashed masses? Tune into the video below to find out.

Credit Superpointer for the video.


Sunday, October 25, 2015

Honest Wincest

Sponheim better watch out. With bold stances on controversial issues such as this, is it any wonder that Honest Frank is quickly gathering momentum for a push into the Oval Office in 2016? I'd even go as far to say that as long as space skullet overlord Frank Taylor doesn't suddenly decide to throw his mop of hair into the presidential race, that the real life superhero-angel is by far the most intelligent and most qualified candidate for the job. Trust me, there is no question that living in Mastic will teach you all sorts of valuable survival skills and leadership experience necessary to hold the highest office in the land. I mean, have you SEEN that place?



Chop courtesy Lurkers.

Shoutbox Ratings for October

Gary released the latest ratings for the shoutbox.




Click Read more for Slaya's tit pic video!


Saturday, October 24, 2015

Oh No, Mike

Jenna would NEVER take advantage of you. Trust is the most important part of any e-relationship, and if there's anything Jenna's hairy balls have taught us these past few months it's that she is a gentle soul who is 100% trustworthy, deserving of courtship from the finest sperm recycling, skinny-fat orangutan a small retirement community in central Florida has to offer. Keep on keepin' on, Cumbox. Let the holy light of magical Catfish guide you on the right path in life, my friend.

Credit Channel Zer0 for the vid.


Friday, October 23, 2015

Way Ahead of You

As if Obama hasn't pissed off enough Americans, now he has Mark's 3 million plus Yawn-ites carrying pitchforks through the Tennessee boondocks straight to the nation's capital to make sure the David Koresh of the cam sites can keep affording those swank Walmart rims on his 1998 Nissan Altima. The health of the Adonis of the Ozarks, or your legacy as ODP's greatest nemesis without two X chromosomes....it's your move now, Barry. What are you going to do?

Thanks to Tricep for the pic.


Thursday, October 22, 2015

Foxman begging for money

Foxman has setup twitchalerts and is now taking your donations to have a priority message show up on his screen. You can also follow his channel on http://www.twitch.tv/foxmanshawn69 and your username will popup on his screen.





The Dick Splits

I guess now we know what happened to Mojo.

**WARNING** - this one is from Chaturbate and is really bad. No, seriously. REALLY fucking bad. Like you'll want to do that trick where you tie a tooth to a string and then the string to a doorknob and slam the door shut to get the tooth out. Except this time with your eyeballs. Very, very NSFW. Click the "read more" link below to view what appears to be the genital version of one of those split-head monsters from Resident Evil. Thanks(?) ThirdHole for this unforgettable video.

Wednesday, October 21, 2015

Bish Takes Her Talents to Periscope

For Anons in The Shoutbox who simply can't get enough authentic Ohio needle-pricked mammaries, and random Saudi oil barons cruising the cam sites looking for a potential wife #9 to behead, Bishy Boo is the gift that keeps on giving.

Credit Unknown for the pics.


Monday, October 19, 2015

Alabama Slammer

A bearded, pot-bellied corn-fried hayseed from Alabama who likes to light his ball hairs on fire for shits, giggles, and the unconditional love of his best cow Bessie, maybe...just maybe...is into white supremacy and all that jazz? You don't say.

Credit BC Epic Screen Shots for the pic.



Chris offers a clarification on his support of the right wace, in case anyone is wondering. See? Everything is fine.


Thanks for the head's up, LA!

Saturday, October 17, 2015

These Are The Days

A 30 year old fat man who still lives in Ma Peacock's dystopian Tennessee dungeon and cleans his own ass with a rag on a stick is going to send Twitch and Periscope to the glue factory? 2016 will be the time to be alive, friends.






UPDATE: Someone in the shoutbox posted more pics, I forgot who.







Friday, October 16, 2015

Redneck Gallows

Steeliehead might not have received his Boy Scouts knot tying merit badge, but he sure as shit did earn his "attention whore" and "drunk blockhead" badges with flying colors. Of note - this all took place in Loveleigh's basement while her kids were sleeping upstairs.

Underrated best comment in the chat - "I wish this was Misc on cam". Don't we all, Guest. Don't we all.

Credit Channel Zer0 for the video. More to come, apparently.



**UPDATE** - Here are some more vids from Zer0, including the eloquent-as-always Foxman sharing his thoughts on the incident.


Thursday, October 15, 2015

Half The Rent From The Half Wit

Cavacho truly is a national treasure. Also, he called Alki a very bad word today and got the hook off cam real quick. Check it out.

Credit DFW for the video.


Wednesday, October 14, 2015

It Strikes Again

Secrets secrets are no fun...except when they involve the transsexual She-Hulk itself, Richardlicious, performing a secret Skype session for a few lucky individuals! Well, not so secret anymore I guess. To quote Slaya, Richard is a very naughty boy indeed!



More pics are stuck behind the cut in order to save the innocent eyes of children and Nosorry. Click the "read more" link below to view them.

Sunday, October 11, 2015

Bish Saves The Environment

From wasteful disposal of recyclable kitchen products and haggard, homeless lesbians named Creme Brulee loitering the streets! Really, when you think about it, Bish is doing this world a favor by cleaning up rubbish and hobos alike on the mean streets of Columbus. So thank you kindly, Crackyboo. Clearly the cops crashed your party to rush you over a gold star for the community service you provide the area. But just so you know, there's a long-standing urban legend that Mexican esperma can melt through the strongest of plastics, so you might want to take a walk down to the free clinic before you pop out the Ohio version of Mascarita Sagrada. And I can confirm this urban legend is most certainly true. Because I am a Mexican vagabond who likes to wrap his dick up in saran wrap on the weekends.

Snapchat and Chaturbate images are behind the cut. Click the "read more" link below to view them.

Thursday, October 8, 2015

Chicky12 vs. Common Sense: Round 2

The endless quest to get unblocked by Straws on Facebook continues, with even more debauchery than before! HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOO....again!







The Ticklish Cutie memorial tribute:





The coup de grĂ¢ce is after the cut for so many reasons. Click the "Read More" link below to view the horror show.

Monday, October 5, 2015

Horse's Ass



While it's truly unfortunate that I can't satisfy this kinky, disturbing, arousing request tonight with the following post, is there any chance that I can interest you in a consolation prize? Say, Chicky12 trying to get unblocked by Straws on Facebook by fulfilling his every fantasy in unspeakable ways? Or would that be a fate far worse than having to watch Snowball Mike play with some of Jenny Crack Corn's genuine Ohio grool? Please, gentle readers...let me know your thoughts.





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Saturday, October 3, 2015

Oh the time we've wasted!

Thank you to GaryBusey aka Piggy for this touching reminder of times that have passed.  We've shared in laughter, disgust, and the odd circle jerk. RIP Jtvwoodshed, but the Webcamwoodshed goes on strong!


Friday, October 2, 2015

Do the Kayla Shuffle

Burrs? Check. Vape Pen? Check. Dead eyes? Check. Random bruises and cuts all over her body? Check. Bragging about fucking Scott's Latino cousin, Savio_Siete_siete, on Snapchat and posting pictures to back it up? Always a big check.

Just another night in the life of the Weinland Park's most glamorous Crackyboo. Thanks to (I think) K-lo for dropping the pics in The Shoutbox.



Kami MIA

Curtis will kill, Curtis will strike, Curtis is on the loose! Scott is freaking out, man! BTF just splurged on two dozen Salted Caramel donuts from Krispy Kreme in a panic! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

Or, as Storm Davis put it, it's much ado about nothing and she's just taking time off to get a few more shitty tattoos done.