Start with something like "___(A)___ stole a random ___(B)___'s brand new ___(C)___ and traded it to a junkie for some ___(D)___ instead of selling her ___(E)___ tonight to get her fix" and go from there. See below for some suggestions. I'm getting too old for this shit.
(A) - Bish, Kayla, Crackyboo, Dumbass
(B) - black guy, derelict, Scott
(C) - bicycle, radio flyer wagon, little rascal scooter
(D) - box wine, crack, cocaine, crack-cocaine
(E) - ass, mouth, Elly
Thanks to DFW for the screencaps.