Monday, September 28, 2015
Saturday, September 26, 2015
Thursday, September 24, 2015
**UPDATE #2** - Mac here. Since it seems everyone can't get enough of OG Mike, here's even more of him to love! Pics are behind the cut because, well...you'll see. Click the "Read More" link below to view the power and the glory.
Tuesday, September 22, 2015
Note: After composing these Tweets, Honest Frank died on the way back to his home planet. Credit his masked luchador cousin Juanest Frank for the video.
Monday, September 21, 2015
Saturday, September 19, 2015
Friday, September 18, 2015
Obviously, Bill Gates never considered the denizens of Section 8, Ohio before he made that statement. Mr. Gates, please meet Dr. Scott:
While Bill Gates might be a little too busy surfing through his money vault filled with billions of dollars like Scrooge McDuck to help Scotty out, luckily everyone's friend Loukiboy arrived to pick up the slack. Can Luke Boy help out Saint Seven with some much needed constructive criticism and help guide Scotty around some of those aforementioned problems?:
Sorry Louki. Sometimes, you just can't lead a one-nutted donkey derp out of his secret fuck dungeon and to water.
Thanks to Lurkers and Luke for the yucks!
Monday, September 14, 2015
Thanks to SuperPointer for the video.
Saturday, September 12, 2015
Friday, September 11, 2015
Thanks to Lurkers for the mesmerizing display of cracked out cocoa puffs. See what you're missing out on, Patrick?
Tuesday, September 8, 2015
Saturday, September 5, 2015
Tuesday, September 1, 2015
Start with something like "___(A)___ stole a random ___(B)___'s brand new ___(C)___ and traded it to a junkie for some ___(D)___ instead of selling her ___(E)___ tonight to get her fix" and go from there. See below for some suggestions. I'm getting too old for this shit.
(A) - Bish, Kayla, Crackyboo, Dumbass
(B) - black guy, derelict, Scott
(C) - bicycle, radio flyer wagon, little rascal scooter
(D) - box wine, crack, cocaine, crack-cocaine
(E) - ass, mouth, Elly
Thanks to DFW for the screencaps.