Monday, September 28, 2015

Chatango is Back

That is all. Check the sidebar for the return of the new/old Shoutbox in all it's glory.

Thursday, September 24, 2015

Cumbox Mike! (UPDATED!)

We had the rare opportunity tonight to view the real og_mike in his natural habitat. Here he is in a never before seen online mating ritual, for the catfish of his life Jenna. Trying to lure her into his den, with his grunts, groans, and willingness to try anything. Fortunately ladies, Colorado is officially off. He's on the market, ready, willing and able!

*** Upadate! OG_Mike strikes back!

**UPDATE #2** - Mac here. Since it seems everyone can't get enough of OG Mike, here's even more of him to love! Pics are behind the cut because,'ll see. Click the "Read More" link below to view the power and the glory.

Tuesday, September 22, 2015

Honest Frank HAS The Answer!

Hey, I suppose it's still at least a half-step above his previous solution to cure pedophilia, which consisted of giving pedos unlimited access to child pornography so they won't go out and actually try and molest a kid. Right? RIGHT???

Note: After composing these Tweets, Honest Frank died on the way back to his home planet. Credit his masked luchador cousin Juanest Frank for the video.

Monday, September 21, 2015

OG "Coinbox" Mike and Mom, a Retrospective

A Shoutbox anon asked earlier why OG Gorilla is called 'Coinbox'. With that in mind, and to educate the masses, Coinbox Mike and Mom, through the years:

Saturday, September 19, 2015

Not a Catfish?

Turns out Paquet's catfish Luna is a real woman. This brings the overall tally to:

Paquet: 1
OGMike: -37

Looks like things are going well...


Thanks to DFW and SB Anons for the pics.

Friday, September 18, 2015

Just Believe

Once upon a time, a wise man once said the following:

Obviously, Bill Gates never considered the denizens of Section 8, Ohio before he made that statement. Mr. Gates, please meet Dr. Scott:

While Bill Gates might be a little too busy surfing through his money vault filled with billions of dollars like Scrooge McDuck to help Scotty out, luckily everyone's friend Loukiboy arrived to pick up the slack. Can Luke Boy help out Saint Seven with some much needed constructive criticism and help guide Scotty around some of those aforementioned problems?:

Sorry Louki. Sometimes, you just can't lead a one-nutted donkey derp out of his secret fuck dungeon and to water.

Thanks to Lurkers and Luke for the yucks!

Monday, September 14, 2015

Bolivia, The Republic of Brazil

Bask in the glory that is the unmatched knowledge of Dr. Scotty2Naughty, as the patron saint of Ohio discusses geography, psychology, and of course, the male erection. I think it goes without saying that Anna Williams would like to have a word with the good doctor about his opinions on at least 2 out of those 3 subjects.

Thanks to SuperPointer for the video.

Saturday, September 12, 2015

A proud day!!

Well folks, Ive made it. Ive finally made it!! 6years on cam sites, working my way to the top to finally make the list. Please enjoy, because this had me in bits!

Friday, September 11, 2015

Can't Rush Titties

Except when Sarah Six Two gets Shawanda E'rika so worked up that she can't help but start putting the goods on display for anti-social neckbeards living in their mom's basement across the globe. And also Mark, because he most certainly doesn't qualify for that classification. Yuck yuck.

Thanks to Lurkers for the mesmerizing display of cracked out cocoa puffs. See what you're missing out on, Patrick?

Tuesday, September 8, 2015

Guess who was on Vaughnlive...

Before you click Read more, try to guess what was going on in trashana1's channel last night.  The viewers were in shock!

Tuesday, September 1, 2015

Bish Turns Her Life Around!

After swallowing the mutant jizz of at least 3 urban cowboys the other night on iVlog, our old friend little miss Crackyboo has gone back to an old staple of her broadcasting repertoire and may or may not be up to more borderline homicidal acts as we speak. You know what, I was going to ask someone what her latest mental malfunction is this time, but after seeing these pics I think it's best to take a pass on that. Create your own Bish mad-libs in the comment section instead.

Start with something like "___(A)___ stole a random ___(B)___'s brand new ___(C)___ and traded it to a junkie for some ___(D)___ instead of selling her ___(E)___ tonight to get her fix" and go from there. See below for some suggestions. I'm getting too old for this shit.

(A) - Bish, Kayla, Crackyboo, Dumbass
(B) - black guy, derelict, Scott
(C) - bicycle, radio flyer wagon, little rascal scooter
(D) - box wine, crack, cocaine, crack-cocaine
(E) - ass, mouth, Elly

Thanks to DFW for the screencaps.