Saturday, August 8, 2015

With This Methamphetaring...

The two main questions that can be taken away from the upcoming nuptials and it's related GoFundMe drive are:

Can 2 High make an honest woman out of Sugar 2 Spice, and vice versa? And can they top the amount of cold hard Canadian cash that Paquet earned through his legendary "Pay My Beer and Video Games" fund?

Here's a hint - don't hold your breath on option A, but all signs point to YES on option B. Time to put your butthole where your mouth is, Paq, pony up the 25 cents for a Ring Pop, and ask for the hand of your angel wing buddy in holy matrimony before it's too late. After all, Foxman and Dutchboy are chomping at the bit to beat you to the punch and become social castings first legitimate token gay couple. Judging by last night's GIF, they've already taken one cue from your playbook and have started practicing naked MMA moves on each other. Why stop there?


12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hopefully he will also get some money for the medical bills. This girl is a walking STD.

Anonymous said...

YEA RIGHT GIVE THESE SCUMBAGS MONEY HAHAHA THEY WOULD SPEND IT ON WEED AND ALCOHOL

Anonymous said...

And what exactly is the honeymoon gift they are speaking of?

Anonymous said...

When you get married people give you gifts you don't beg for them. Very tacky doing this.

Anonymous said...

This guy must be desperate. He's marrying a woman who's basically leftovers. She's slept with more guys from battlecam than women like Lickerish who has fucked some of the nastiest men on BC such as Clavo and Trigger.

Anonymous said...

They have threesomes all the time so both of them have been around with many from Battlecam. Once he gets bored of her he will find himself a new girl. This marriage will not last plus he's way older than her and I hope they do not have kids. She already has a little boy someone else is bringing up.

LOCS said...

http://tinypic.com/r/2iuuk3d/8 She looks better than Sarrian. Let's see when she is an old lady like Sarrian if will look less wrinkly. Check out Sarrian's witch nose or fap to her ugly face if you're desperate or your vision is impaired.

Anonymous said...

Sarrian got to skinny. Her legs are now like pencils. I know she quit drinking beer to keep the weight off but is she doing other drugs besides Xanax to help with her weight?

Anonymous said...

I'd bang her!

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Anonymous said...

Sarrian is ugly as fuck. Look at that CRYPT KEEPER face. The pencil thin legs are the least of her problems, the bitch looks old. She's not even that old, she's 35 and looks 75. Sugar is at least younger looking at the moment.

Anonymous said...

Sarrian isn't 35. She is 43 and Sugar would be in her 20's engaged to a man who could be her dad.