Can 2 High make an honest woman out of Sugar 2 Spice, and vice versa? And can they top the amount of cold hard Canadian cash that Paquet earned through his legendary "Pay My Beer and Video Games" fund?
Here's a hint - don't hold your breath on option A, but all signs point to YES on option B. Time to put your butthole where your mouth is, Paq, pony up the 25 cents for a Ring Pop, and ask for the hand of your angel wing buddy in holy matrimony before it's too late. After all, Foxman and Dutchboy are chomping at the bit to beat you to the punch and become social castings first legitimate token gay couple. Judging by last night's GIF, they've already taken one cue from your playbook and have started practicing naked MMA moves on each other. Why stop there?