Monday, August 17, 2015

O Don't Know

The latest from the endless bastion of wisdom that is Dr. Scott's Twitter feed, including a new shocking scandal - Scotty2Naughty has been banned from the Oprah Winfrey message board! Oh the horror! I mean, who the shit is Oprah to deny the unwashed masses the brilliance of Scott's unmatched knowledge of all things metaphysical, theoretical, and homoerotical? You know what, Oprah, you can go fuck yourself. This will not be tolerated, I can assure you. Scott knows people, honey. Scott knows. Watch your back.

*Note: for legal reasons, the above Oprah references were meant purely in jest. Her chunky mocha frappuccino ass is A-okay by me. Plus, I don't want to end up sharing a jail cell with Scooter for going nuts on a chick because she didn't buy what he was selling. Specifically in that case, a cam model. For more on THAT situation, see below the Oprah tweets that follow.


14 comments:

Anonymous said...

What's wrong with this guy? I think he needs the touch of a woman. Since the consensual thing will never happen, someone should start a GoFundMe page. Raise enough money to get Scott a hooker. How much could a top hooker in Ohio go for? Can't be more than $200.00. I'll throw in $20.00.

Anonymous said...

The smartest thing any female should do is block him on twitter and any other social media sites. He really is a pest.

Anonymous said...

Does scooter own a gun?

Anonymous said...

Scott calling someone else immature, LMAO

LurkersAnonymous said...

lol @ mr. ban anyone who's opinion doesn't side with his. =P maybe he's bought a new one instead of paying for heat or hot water (lol) but i think scooter owned a gun at one time and sold it for less than it's worth around the time when he had his garage sale to sell his house contents when his homes were being foreclosed a few years back.

Anonymous said...

Ohio hookers? Can't be more than $50.

Scott is a genius, worthy of his own talk show. He should do it in black face.

Anonymous said...

$200 for a top hooker? Come on this is OHIO we are talking about here. If he had interest in hooking up with Bish he would fuck just about anyone so any crack or meth whore will do for $50.

Anonymous said...

I sent oprah his harry rage video. I told them to block him on twitter because he's unstable. That's my personal opinion. He hates women. He just hates them. A year or so ago he started talking like he's been with 100's of women cause they called him a pedo and creeper.

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Anonymous said...

His current tweet to holly robinson 9 times within 24 hours. The man is a pest and many do not even reply back, lol. Even with this A.D.D. he claims to have does he not understand how he bothers others with these numerous tweets and makes himself look a bit S-T-A-L-K-E-R-I-S-H?

LurkersAnonymous said...

http://oi57.tinypic.com/ix9gfc.jpg =P

Anonymous said...

lmfao lurkers exactly

Anonymous said...

Yes, Scott is old, but theoretically school standards have been declining, so how the fuck did he graduate from high school in 1968 (or whenever it was, no dox, just an approximate year) without learning not to put quotation marks around words randomly?

I mean, did he pick up this bizarre habit giving table massages to anonymous men, or perhaps working as a respiratory therapist?

Anonymous said...

I don't believe he worked as a respiratory therapist. Has he ever shown any kind of degrees? Surely, he must have something to show academic wise if he worked in that field.