Monday, August 31, 2015

Save Abercrombie

As per Tricepbrah's Tricep Meat, former JTV broadcaster Abercrombie Chick has resurfaced due to the aching in her loins towards one Honest Frank's undeniable animal magnetism. Seems Frank's Twitter rants are getting Abercrombie all hot and bothered and she's not quite sure how to approach this strange feeling deep inside herself that she's experiencing. The big question here, of course, is whether Frank has fully recovered from the deep, devastating emotional trauma he suffered at the hands of the vixen Elisa Jordana and is truly ready to move on to the next great love of his incredible life. Honest Frank and Honest Lindsay? Now there's a potential romance worth writing hardcore smut fanfiction about.



I mean, just look at this gorgeous kisser - what's not to love? Heck, it even says "love" on the screencap!



Oh lawd, it gets even better. Frankie uploaded the Abercrombie video to his own Youtube account, along with this touching video description. Take a gander at the rarely seen sensitive side of the Kingpin of Mastic Beach, as he talks about how he fell in love with Lindsay many moons ago.


Sunday, August 30, 2015

Friday, August 28, 2015

Alabama wake up call!

Chris Bama decided to give his sister a early morning wake up call. The intention was to piss on her while she slept, but what ensued was far more entertaining than some water sports. How this man still has a home is beyond me! 

Thursday, August 27, 2015

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Jessicainsincity is back

Another JTV'er comes back as a Vaughnlive'er. That bathroom looks familiar though...


Oh yeah...


Credit: SB Anons

Monday, August 17, 2015

O Don't Know

The latest from the endless bastion of wisdom that is Dr. Scott's Twitter feed, including a new shocking scandal - Scotty2Naughty has been banned from the Oprah Winfrey message board! Oh the horror! I mean, who the shit is Oprah to deny the unwashed masses the brilliance of Scott's unmatched knowledge of all things metaphysical, theoretical, and homoerotical? You know what, Oprah, you can go fuck yourself. This will not be tolerated, I can assure you. Scott knows people, honey. Scott knows. Watch your back.

*Note: for legal reasons, the above Oprah references were meant purely in jest. Her chunky mocha frappuccino ass is A-okay by me. Plus, I don't want to end up sharing a jail cell with Scooter for going nuts on a chick because she didn't buy what he was selling. Specifically in that case, a cam model. For more on THAT situation, see below the Oprah tweets that follow.


Sunday, August 16, 2015

Sponheim Gets SWATTED

Don't worry, Davey Boy. I don't care if Trump is trying to scare your happy pants off the campaign trail or not through nefarious means, you still have my vote come election time. That is, unless Honest Frank can finally gets his mind out of the gutter and stop bothering with Stern's sloppy seconds on Spreecast so he can finally put together that long awaited run at the Oval Office. Just look at how he's changed Mastic Beach and think about what he can do for this entire country!

David Jon Sponheim, welcome to an elite group of casters, including Bourbon and Kemmstar, who have been SWATTED for their art!

Link to story can be found here. A much more detailed version of the story can be found here as well.



How Black Women Look

Straight from the incredible mind of Anna Williams, via the tender loving arms of TricepBrah. Take notes, social casting females and granny chasers alike. You sad sacks of jealous shit just got TOLD .


Saturday, August 8, 2015

With This Methamphetaring...

The two main questions that can be taken away from the upcoming nuptials and it's related GoFundMe drive are:

Can 2 High make an honest woman out of Sugar 2 Spice, and vice versa? And can they top the amount of cold hard Canadian cash that Paquet earned through his legendary "Pay My Beer and Video Games" fund?

Here's a hint - don't hold your breath on option A, but all signs point to YES on option B. Time to put your butthole where your mouth is, Paq, pony up the 25 cents for a Ring Pop, and ask for the hand of your angel wing buddy in holy matrimony before it's too late. After all, Foxman and Dutchboy are chomping at the bit to beat you to the punch and become social castings first legitimate token gay couple. Judging by last night's GIF, they've already taken one cue from your playbook and have started practicing naked MMA moves on each other. Why stop there?


Friday, August 7, 2015

RIP Dutchboy

Sobering up and realizing what unspeakable acts he partook in with Flashman Shawn was more than Joe Dutch could handle, as shown below. Can't say I blame him one bit, to be honest. Although heading to that great gig in the sky with one of your last memories being the hairy, puss ridden dingaling of the snaggletoothed Canadian beer box sensation throbbing between your lips can't possibly be anyone's ideal way to call it quits in this life.

Credit Lurkers for the great GIF! Benny Hill version here. Quick video without the music here.


Monday, August 3, 2015

Fox and Nuts

Please tell me this isn't what it appears to be, that someone with plentiful photoshop skills and way, WAY too much time on their hands is seeking to besmirch the good name of one Foxman Shawn. But if it is legit, please send all further Drunkman inquiries to OrdinaryHero@GaylordPalms.com or SkulletLivesMatter@LuvMyBewtsAndSweatPea.orgy. Thanks!

(Not pictured: the tantric yoga featuring Foxman and Dutchboy rubbing their buttholes together that followed the stream key removal.)