Saturday, July 18, 2015

Calling Professor Louki

Scott may have just given everyone an exclusive sneak peek at an excerpt from his book, and your editorial presence is now requested ASAP to help the poor guy fix his grammatical shit before it's too late. Get here double-time if you can, before his ADD kicks in again and he loses track of where that elusive "save" button is on the word processor and all his hard work and dedication through countless flustration these past few years end up lost to the ashes of time. Or a burnt out motherboard caused by too much quality time spent on My Free Cams, whichever comes first.


15 comments:

Anonymous said...

This man, along with David Jon Sponheim, will save Western Civilization.

Anonymous said...

Scott is simply brilliant. He is a true scholar.

Anonymous said...

Scott has one of the greatest minds in the last century and a half. He is equal too if not more brilliant than Frank Taylor. These are two intellectual giants.

Anonymous said...

lol scott you never wrote that book you been saying that for 5 years lol your in la la land in a fantasy scott your a pathetic old man that likes to watch teen porn scott face reality you are in a fantasy land creep

Anonymous said...

Scott's illusive secret reminds me of that
great secret contained in a child's rhyme:

"Sticks and stones may break my bones,
but words (contained in a thought) will never hurt me."

Anonymous said...

Scott is suffering from religious trauma syndrome. His rage and chronic fatigue are all symptoms.

Anonymous said...

Scott can help his daughter. Just drop her off in Columbus, and remember, no questions asked. He'll return her after he reveals the secret to her to fix her depression.

Anonymous said...

Troll2 ‏@Troll2Trollarmy 12s13 seconds ago

@tabitag block twitter account @David7711F He is a crackpot in my opinion.Always trying to tweet celebs&pester them.Congrats on your book!
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Anonymous said...

He sounds so damn crazy as usual and you can tell anons 5:11, 5:15, 6:09 is the same person. The same person who talks the same way in the shout box. The one who says he is an entertainer and not funny.

Anonymous said...

Scott's literary achievements now surpass those of Plaqket. He is that good!

Anonymous said...

Scott77 has fully grasped Newton's riddle. That is why he has speeded up his teachings. Time is short.

Anonymous said...

sad, the crazy ramblings of a psychotic person

Anonymous said...

I hope the cold embrace of death doesn't take Scott before he is able to reveal the secret.

Anonymous said...

Scott is a great man and his book will change the world!

Anonymous said...

Crazy ramblings from Scott just like some of these anons.