Friday, June 12, 2015

Can't Rush Greatness (Mike)

With a nod to that rehab ditching, amazonian tweaking, bowling goddess of the wayward lanes, Sarah Sixteen Beers, for the inspiration to the title of this blog post.

Alas, the CEO 10K a day fantasies of one Coinbox Michael will have to wait a little bit longer, after he threw away yet another promising position as head shoe shiner down at The Blue Oyster bar. Where will the baboon land himself next? Stay tuned. I do believe Jenna has been in super secret negotiations with the preeminent Ocala old folks home to score Mike a coveted job cleaning the shit stains out of crusty Depends for that fine establishment. Sounds like everything is finally turning up OG Mike!


4 comments:

Anonymous said...

ugh

Anonymous said...

Lazy piece of shit.

Anonymous said...

Rinse and repeat.

Anonymous said...

stoooopid monkey