Wednesday, January 14, 2015

Derping Naked

To the surprise of literally no one who isn't sporting the last name Alumbaugh, we're now approximately one step away from full-blown porn with Mariana's fresh new fake knockers. Whoever had January 2015 in the pool, you win. And Storm...for the love of all that is holy, PLEASE try to control your raging ancient hormones over this news.


16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Too fat, maybe four years ago, but it's too late now. That's what happens when you hold out too long, no one wants to see it anymore (except Curtis and Weeblez, who will be cleaning jizz off their monitors for a month).

Anonymous said...

She used to be so hot.

Anonymous said...

i agree she is gone to the fat side, she a chunky monkey now...Sad

Anonymous said...

Oh Mariana, I want to herp while you derp and then we can herp and derp some more.

Anonymous said...

She was saying in the comments they cover your private areas up for TV but still why is she doing this? I know she is an adult but why does she want to turn sleazy? This is just one step closer to doing porn. Plus, I thought she was laying low on the dating scene because of the last guy she dated turned out to being a drug addict?

Anonymous said...

Looks like she's already started.

http://i.imgur.com/WTBgZRk.jpg

Anonymous said...

she starving for attention like always, chics with tats are gross anyway

Johnny Knight said...

8:50 AM

That's not her.Tease.

Anonymous said...

Johnny are you really that dumb? We know it's not her captain obvious.

Anonymous said...

Why do chicks who get fat also develop terrible personalities at the same time? She was on bitching about her last boyfriend who 'didn't meet her expectations'.

Listen heffer, get your hooves into any guy that is willing to fuck that humongous ass of yours. Maybe it's time to invite that stalker Weeblz over.

Billy the Fridge said...

It's a TV show, guys. You should slow down the shame game. She's pretty, young and confident with her body. Nothing wrong with that, imo.

Anonymous said...

Yeah a tv show, all the more reason she should watch what decisions she makes instead turning to sleazeville.

Anonymous said...

This post explains this pic http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-bZ9KZjeVD-8/VKroXu1r--I/AAAAAAAAZVM/VH-nogbO6Mo/s1600/power1mariana.png

taken from this earlier post http://webcamwoodshed.blogspot.ca/2015/01/social-casting-power-rankings-for-week.html

It all makes sense now!

Anonymous said...

BTF lumbers in to save the day.

She should be ashamed of her body at this point, and pretend it is decency. She was never going to be in Hustler magazine even in her prime, but these days only a couple of desperate Internet losers are excited to see her naked. She's crazy to think anyone would put her on TV, there are actual hot people out there to cast shows with, and her plastic surgery addiction and weight gain are sending her in the opposite direction.

If the Greek becomes famous, he'll drop her like a hot gyro.

Shit, her last boyfriend had to smoke crack to be around her.

Anonymous said...

Mariana is one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen online or offline for that matter. She has a gorgeous face and everything else. I don't understand people being mean to her. I don't understand MacGregor, who used to be friendly with her, being a jackass and posting the sort of stuff he's been posting lately.

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