Saturday, January 17, 2015

Crackyboo Nuptials

Ohhhhh boy, there's going to be a lot of tears shed amongst the white knights around the internet who felt that only they could "save" Bishy once they get a load of this. Not that it's for real or anything. I mean, grabbing an onion ring out of a bodega bag of Wise chips, putting it on a finger, and then having a swordfight between a whiskey dick and a KFC bone sticking out of a cooch hardly constitutes a legitimately recognized legal marriage in the US. Then again, this is Ohio, so who the fuck knows?

Not like Scott cares much at this point anyway. Once Kayla hit that dreaded quarter century mark in age, the great non-sexual infatuation with her was over for the good doctor. After all, her days of looking like Ariana Grande are finished.

BTW, in case you're wondering, that last statement is a callback to a few years ago when Avril Lavigne turned 25 and Scott had the balls to say in a very negative way that her days of looking like (a then closer to teenage) Bish are over. Now wait a minute, before you say or think anything crude about those words straight from the brilliant mind of the greatest man who ever lived, let me just say one thing in his defense:

You just don't understand. See you tomorrow for #SCOTTAID, Take 2.


13 comments:

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Anonymous said...

Her pimp?

Billy the Fridge said...

FUCK.

Anonymous said...

Bish is one of the great talents of our time.

Anonymous said...

just as long as he doesn't ever look her name up on google it should last.
#vote4pedro

LurkersAnonymous said...

lol facebook marriages are so romantic <3
i would've thought her hubby's bro oscar was more her type but
he appears to be too much into his self(ies) atm, so maybe next year =P

Johnny Knight said...

Cousin-in-Law?

Johnny Knight said...

Cousin-in-Law?

Anonymous said...

Wow, desperate.

Anonymous said...

yea a facebook wedding not the real thing can you say troll

Anonymous said...

Maybe she is happy. Let her be happy. It's no one's business what she does, whether it's a facebook or real life marriage. She's had a lot of problems and she seems to be doing better now.

Anonymous said...

People get engaged and married all the time on fb for a "joke" this is no different. This is probably some dude she grew up with.

Anonymous said...

When you cast for years acting like some crazy mentally unstable person like Bish you make it everyone's business as to what you do. If you putting it all out there people are going to follow along.