Thursday, December 31, 2015

An(na) Affair to Remember

Banter Williams' sordid saga with her e-love across international and bilingual borders, Nino, has produced enough drama for even the raciest of tabloids. An early morning confrontation between the two star-crossed lovers on BC Main continued this soap opera, with many new faces joining the theater of 1001 Nights in Norway. Check out the totally 100% serious and legit comments below, with no sarcasm at all intended in the screencaps or even in this post. As a wise man from Tacoma once said -- "Internet is Serious Business".

Credit the diabolical Shoutbox Anons for the pics.


Wednesday, December 30, 2015

Against His Will

What the fuck, Sponheim? You haven't even set foot in the Oval Office yet without being guided by a handsome tour lady named Marge and you're already taking bribes? What's next, will Troll2 win your favor with some Ground Round gift cards? ODP grabs a cabinet position by donating a one-of-a-kind mix tape? Bish shows her bits and ends up getting to use the Presidential bidet? Sorry, Davey Boy. This slap in the face to the ideals that America was built on has cost you my vote. I'll be casting my ballot in favor of the candidate from Mastic Beach instead.

Credit Shoutbox Anon 7636 for the screencap.


Monday, December 28, 2015

Made in Norway

Congrats to the happy couple! Here are some highlights from Nino's romantic holiday getaway to Norway:



Anna may act like she's all embarrassed over Nino outing their super-secret international courtship, but don't let her fool you. Rumor is that she's still whispering his name during those long, lonely nights in Hotel Oslo while remembering their special time together.



Anna can't handle the banter. o amor é um campo de batalha.


Credit the Shoutbox Anons for dropping the pics/vids.

Saturday, December 26, 2015

Dutch Boy Oven

RIP Joe Dutch on the Big VL. You and Foxman's hairy ass pimples shall be missed.

What the Hell is with Foxman and his crew always dropping their pants and bending over anyway?

Credit Lurkers for the screencaps.


Mark on tinder

Musicandabuse / Coco stumbled upon Mark Vaughn on tinder.  She did not say if she swiped right on his profile but will find out 9months from now if she did when she squirts out a slug with caterpillar eyebrows.


Friday, December 25, 2015

12 Trainwrecks of Christmas

How does that old jingle go?

12 Chicky12 anal polyps
11 Paquet Labatt Blue's
10 OG Mike catfish
9 Royal warrants
8 layers of Paradice vaginal crust
7 Scott rages
6 Scruffy bible verses
5 Cheesey* golden dildos
4 Foxman teef
3 Frank Taylor wishlists
2 Misc unpaid betting debts
and a Crackyboo in Section 8!

Or something like that. Merry Christmas, everyone. Chops/pics courtesy Lurkers Anonymous, and I hope everyone, social casting dimwits included, have a great day.

(*not really a trainwreck, but I couldn't come up with anyone else for the golden dildo line)


Tuesday, December 22, 2015

Please Take This Sunshine Away

Flashbacks to Vikki/Tommy aside with this song, it seems all Mike wants for Christmas is for Jenna not to have a penis. Or are we at the point in this sordid, sorry affair where it doesn't really matter to him what type of equipment his magical catfish is sporting as long as he gets to touch her/his/it's face and listen to their stereo?

Credit Troll2 for the video.


She's a Vampire

Namely Mistress Vampire, a.k.a. Alice Malice, from Cheesey's old stomping grounds, Camfuze. Seems like she's a tad bit upset, possibly inebriated off moonshine and four loko. And here I thought vampires were usually all mellow, occasionally glittery and emo, but pretty chill most of the time. Huh. You learn something every day. Like Bela Lugosi must be rolling over in his grave and this chick needs to up her dosage of Prozac yesterday. Face on camm or b banned!!! I vant to suck your cawk!!

Credit Jacqui and HateTrain for the video.


Monday, December 21, 2015

Guest Lives Matter

Your thoughts on this breaking news, Anons? Because the opinions of Anons are always valued and in fact encouraged without character limit here on webcamwoodshed.blogspot.com (cheap pop, high five!).

Credit (who else) an Anon and Lurkers for the screencaps.


Sunday, December 20, 2015

When a Man Loves a Woman...

So many things to make fun of with this conversation that I don't even know where to start. Instead, can we just blast these two cunt flaps off to Planet Xenu already and be done with it?

Thanks to Prefect for the screencaps.