Monday, December 8, 2014
Well Got Dang, mudder fukkers. When did Mariana get on that chin bulking time, brah? All that delectable Greek eating sure did a number on our favorite loosey goosey down in the cocaine capital of the United States, Miami, FL. Either that or binge eating due to her most recent breakup with the latest (15th this year) one true soulmate of her life (oh those drugs and oh those lies and those usual excuses, gotta love 'em). Or it could be photoshop. Yeah, that last one seems to be the culprit here in this instance, considering it sure does look like an older pic of Mariana before she encountered the deadly Cowboy Bill's mechanical bull ride down in Key West. That beast is a life changer and can certainly rearrange your anatomy, let me tell you. But all of the above could easily still apply to the latest dramatic trials and tribulations in the life of the Flaming Fatti and be the cause of this collagen catastrophe. Now cue the butthurt!