Wednesday, December 31, 2014
Tuesday, December 30, 2014
Sorry for the crummy write-up. I'm in the middle of a few things at the moment and don't have the time to get into watching Miss 8 do her thing and give an in-debt rundown on the depressing shenanigans. Still, comment away and feel free to let others know what insanity Crackyboo is up to this time.
**UPDATE** - And we have fire!
Monday, December 29, 2014
All of these words will now be replaced with a *** in chat. Good news for Alki, people can still post battlecam.
Sunday, December 28, 2014
For reference sake:
Taking into account looks, personality, entertainment value, and ability to correctly spell words (with one obvious exception), here they are:
1. Joe Walsh
Consistently one of the funniest casters on the cam sites. A modern day Mothman to The Foxman's Whoredawg, if you will.
2. Chris Bama
Had a week for the ages.
Not too exhausted to rank this high. Awkward adventures at Hooters proves that the good doctor still has some of that sweet webcasting mojo going on.
4. Real Justin's Dad
Because...I mean, just look at the screencaps.
5. Foxman Shawn
Do you know who he is (besides #5)? Well, no screencap included on this ranking for The Fox, so looks like you're SOL regarding info on arguably social castings biggest hot mess.
6. Anna Williams
Everything is fine. Anna is perfectly A-OK. Nothing to see here, move along. (Thanks DFW)
Probably the highest...ranking...he'll ever receive here. Room currently being booked at Betty Ford for the Woodshed's resident village idiot. #DyslexicFrenchCanadianLivesMatter.
Finally got her man.
10. Frank Taylor
Because what's a legitimate Top 10 without the icon of social casting? Just look at that floor!
11. Sugar 2 Spice
Got naked. Again. Also, about to take away 2 High's freedom and future paychecks forever.
The new king of the blogosphere! SHOW THEM TITS SWEETIEE HEE HEE HEE!
Convinced Chris Bama to light his taint on fire and brush his teeth with poo for 60 bucks. Has he finally found his new Gary?
Dreams do come true.
16. Mark and Miss Scruffy
Since it's impossible for one to go anywhere on the net without the other, they get to share a ranking. And a bust size.
17. Real Justin
19. Coffeetime's Sister
Got Wiscon unmodded on Main! Or so she claims.
21. Honest Frank
About to become a gazillionaire from suing Youtube for discrimination.
Miss J is still clowning it up on The Big VL.
RIP. Cause of death: Big Black Bubba ripping his anus to shreads.
25. Leksah (Sub)
Honorary placement for the hairy lil' goober.
Saturday, December 27, 2014
Friday, December 26, 2014
Also, this is about the point where 2 High 4 Life should run like a mother fucker.
Thursday, December 25, 2014
Wednesday, December 24, 2014
Tuesday, December 23, 2014
Credit Paq's unstoppable Army of Frenchmen for the second screencap.
Video explaining everything:
Monday, December 22, 2014
Gif and video are behind the cut if you're really in the mood for some southern fried ox balls at the Woodshed hibachi grill. God help you. BTW, I'm not even going to touch the whole "pissing in his own mouth, then brushing his teeth with poo" stuff he got into. You guys are on your own there, so go check out his channel archives for those gruesome details.
Sunday, December 21, 2014
Each week anyone and everyone can vote on their top 10, or top 25, or top 500 (lol, as if there are that many people even left on the cam sites) casters/chatters/trolls/bloggers/site owners/etc., using whatever criteria they want. Quality of broadcast? Entertainment value? Shit jiggling jokes? Non-sexual appeal? You name it, you vote on it, you decide. Call it a transparent popularity contest with no real value. No one would win anything, which puts it about on an even keel with the BC Rankings system. But there's always the miniscule chance that it could help motivate us dopes that waste our days on these cam sites into being more entertaining at a time that we desperately need it.
So please, post your rankings in this blog post. Or email me at "firstname.lastname@example.org". Or PM/FB me your rankings. Or hijack Scott's brain and telepathically send me your rankings through the power of sweet black baby jebus. Whatever floats your boat.
Or do nothing and I'll just make this shit up as I go along. Look for the first set of rankings next Sunday here on the blog. And now, here's something for your time spent reading through this post:
Coffeetime Kuato has a pretty cute sister? Who knew? Well, I know who my #1 in next week rankings is going to be.
Saturday, December 20, 2014
Don't worry, though. The Woodshed isn't going to turn into a Shawnio blog. God no. The worst thing you could do is give that little inbred sheet stain any sort of attention and by extension the credibility he so desperately needs and desires. So I'm one and done with the ginger bollocks. Enjoy the vid, though.
Friday, December 19, 2014
Here's the archive of the entire night out (around 62 minutes long). Thanks to Frogtech for the link.
Uh oh! You know what this means...
Sadly, that was about as far as anything entertaining taking place went. Scott didn't try to coerce one of the young ladies into his mancave of non-sexual love by teasing them with some reality-shattering "Secrets" or anything of the sort. He did leave the waitress who kept having to answer the phone for him a $27 tip for what was probably a $20 meal for her troubles though. Good man, Scott. Good man.